Posted by: kdiggs22 | February 2, 2012

What Are Do Sacramento

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Being the only remaining member of the original NBA Draft Night group who has still never missed a post-season, I felt it was necessary to give some support to my long-shot, basement-dwelling, WNBA potential Sacramento Kings.

Now before you all enjoy a short and video laden article – let me just state that I will in fact bleed for this team until that god sent draft night in June when I can dump them faster than a girl that tells me she’s pregnant.

PLAYERS ON THE SACRAMENTO KINGS THAT PROVE THEY ARE THE BEST TEAM IN BASKETBALL:

1. Jimmer Fredette – Just ask Mark Few why he’s so goddamn good.

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2. Tyreke Evans – I don’t know ANYONE else that can dunk on the Jazz and Earl Watson like that.

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3. DeMarcus Cousins – If Amir Johnson’s career ever got started it certainly would’ve ended here after another Kings show stopper.

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4. Chuck Hayes – I really couldn’t try and make all of these highlights look good for my team, after all I am trying to support the Kings.

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5. Donte Greene – simply because he’s from Syracuse. (I smell a WhatAreDo Greatest Dunks – Syracuse in the NBA Edition coming on)

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6. Jimmer Fredette – After all he is the only reason I got even a little excited at the prospect of being a Kings fan this year.

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Now that I have blatantly lied to you and wasted precious minutes of your life that you will never get back, it’s time for a quick update on the reality of my team. Shockingly it can be summed up in one sentence – Despite putting in an above-average performance in the ”Suck for Luck” campaign (I firmly believe Andrew Luck could in fact contribute to this ball club.) My Kings have still amassed 2 wins too many to claim that title, yet another thing we wont win this year. Sorry Billy.


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